Apr
24
I have to drive about 45 minutes to get to the nearest Krispy Kreme these days, but I’ll only allow myself to stop if they’re Hot Now. And they’re NEVER Hot Now. Well, yesterday, during this month-long grain-free/dairy-free diet, the Lord of All Things must have decided that I earned a damn Hot Now glazed donut, because that sign was a-blinking when I drove by after getting my hair cut. DIVINE INTERVENTION.I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone in my life more than the slow-ass car in front of me in the drive-through. Like, hurry the FUG up.

I have to drive about 45 minutes to get to the nearest Krispy Kreme these days, but I’ll only allow myself to stop if they’re Hot Now. And they’re NEVER Hot Now. Well, yesterday, during this month-long grain-free/dairy-free diet, the Lord of All Things must have decided that I earned a damn Hot Now glazed donut, because that sign was a-blinking when I drove by after getting my hair cut. DIVINE INTERVENTION.

I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone in my life more than the slow-ass car in front of me in the drive-through. Like, hurry the FUG up.

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