What is your favorite song OF ALL TIME? Caps lock for added emphasis, by the way. Yeah, I’m cool.

It’s sort of a tie. “Dream a Little Dream of Me” by Mama Cass Eliot will always be tops. It was a song they played during naptime in kindergarten, and I always looked forward to when it played. As I grew older, the words had more meaning to me; they sort of reflect how I feel in relationships. Now, there’s also “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John. I just get very emotional every time I hear it and usually cry. I think it’s because I associate it with ballet and myself and a hypothetical boy calling me his tiny dancer. I always wanted to have it played as my first dance with my husband at my wedding reception. So, there you go. Two for the price of one.

Ask you anything.. ok. Would you sleep with your own dad in order to save your mother’s LIFE? Oh, and I am not a perv, I am one of yo friends.

Well, first let me say that because you’re one of my friends, the chances that you’re a perv just increased. Now, to answer your sick-ass question…No. I sure wouldn’t. A) Because I’m not Mackenzie Phillips, and B) because I’m much too resourceful to succomb to choosing between just those two options. I mean, I have a lot of weapons in my artillery (figuratively).
(By the way, Kendra, I know only you would ask me this.)

Will you marry me?

Well, typically I like to know who is proposing to me before I answer. I can’t say I wouldn’t marry you, stranger, because perhaps we could be great together. However, the dismal truth is that the chances of my marrying you is 1 in 2,235,114,476 (world’s population of males between the ages of 15 and 65). But, I’m very flattered. :)
(Oh, and it’s not like I’d marry a 15 year old. It was just the best statistic I could find in under two minutes.)

THIS IS FUN!  PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING. I think I’ll post answers once a week if there are enough questions asked.