Dec
17
Delusional Family
  • I'm at my mom's house, and an E True Hollywood Story about Hugh Hefner is on. Disclaimer...We're never serious.
  • Me: I could do that. I could pose for Playboy. I mean, there has to be somebody who likes small boobs.
  • Mom: Yeah, you should do it! I just don't want to see anything...lower...
  • Me: But my butt is so cute!
  • Mom: SO IS MINE! Oh my God. Mother/Daughter butts!
  • Me: Ew.
  • Mom: Men are into that.
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