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Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Wednesday But Actually Thursday: Rad Youth Edition

Yesterday, I was perusing the photo albums at my mom’s house as we watched the Christmas episode of Modern Family that they saved on the DVR for me. I have deduced that not only was I pretty ridiculous as a kid, but I have not changed at all. I would laugh at a photo — not because I thought I was a weirdo, but because I still do most of these things. Check ‘em out…

This is my impression of a sandwich. When I got older, I started to use couch cushions for buns in lieu of pillows.

I still get the urge to flash people like this. It’s a comfy way to hold your arms, that’s all. No big deal, you prudes.

Yeah, stickers. Everywhere. There is even a sticker pressed to my nose to hold on Mr. Potato Head’s mustache. Ingenius.

Some chocolate cake and milk are exactly what I crave whenever I’m hanging around the kitchen naked.

Seriously, I was too cool for school, ladies and gents.