Backstory:
- I hate Bed Bath and Beyond.
- We will have lived together for 2.5 years by the time we’re married.
- We have a honeymoon registry, charity donation link, and a small Anthropologie wishlist.
- I hate Bed Bath and Beyond.

Scene: Bed Bath and Beyond

Registry Lady: You’re done? Let’s take a look at what you got on your list!
Me & R: *smile*
Registry Lady: You have……34 items?
Me: Yes.
Registry Lady: You’re expecting a minimum of 180 people. We highly recommend registering for double the amount of expected guests.
Me & R: …
Registry Lady: I mean, I know you have a honeymoon registry, but… 
Me & R: *smile*
Registry Lady: *hates us*