The only thing that could possibly be better than R’s Fred Flintstone tippy-toe bowling form is THAT I BEAT HIM BOWLING YESTERDAY. In fact, I beat him and our friends, Darrel & Jenny. Sure, Jenny has an excuse because she’s due to have a baby in October…but beating Darrel & R felt extra-good because they’re both always winning triathlons, swims, runs, etc. Sure, I only beat them in the least athletic sport ever — but hey! At least it’s the most redneck sport, too!
Also, I only got 2nd place to R on the first game; I feel he would want me to say that. But I did win 1st place in the second game AND highest score AND highest combined score.
I’m M for “Midge” because who uses his/her real name while bowling?
Okay, but really, there is NOTHING better than R’s Fred Flintstone tippy-toe bowling form.