Nov
17
Dear Victoria’s Secret,Why do you only sell beautiful things that are not my size? Why must 34B be the smallest you have available? Some girls sized, oh I don’t know, 32A would like to feel pretty under their boring t-shirts or work dresses, too. In fact, having chests that are equivalent to those of overweight, pre-pubescent males is all the more reason to have frilly things. Until you change your ways, Vicky, I’ll have to buy the larger size and look like a toddler who stumbled upon her mother’s lingerie drawer, fine. I’m sure that will bring all the boys to my yard. Yours,A

Dear Victoria’s Secret,

Why do you only sell beautiful things that are not my size? Why must 34B be the smallest you have available? Some girls sized, oh I don’t know, 32A would like to feel pretty under their boring t-shirts or work dresses, too. In fact, having chests that are equivalent to those of overweight, pre-pubescent males is all the more reason to have frilly things. Until you change your ways, Vicky, I’ll have to buy the larger size and look like a toddler who stumbled upon her mother’s lingerie drawer, fine. I’m sure that will bring all the boys to my yard.

Yours,
A

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