Best Halloween Bourgeois Jack-O-Lantern

Danger isn’t your thing? Do you prefer conservative and moderate representations on All Hallows’ Eve? Well, consider carving a middle-aged, suited man on your pumpkin or squash this year. Maybe go one step further, and knife in Executive Assistant District Attorney Jack McCoy of Law & Order fame. A lawyer tribute will surely get the kiddies pumped for trick-or-treating.

However, I think a smirking Detective Elliot Stabler (Law & Order: SVU) would be a better way to scare teens away from egging your house. You know he has anger management issues and has no beef about kicking the crap out of a few perps. There’s very little that’s stable about Stabler.

Dun dun.


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