Oct
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Best Halloween Tattoo
No, no…you’re right. This tattoo isn’t technically Halloween-themed. In my defense, when — pray tell — IS a human deformity more appropriate? It’s freakish by definition! Plus, isn’t it a little creepy that the owner of the fused toes is directing you to cut into her own flesh and bone? It’s basically the most disturbing coupon you could clip, and what do you even get to save? The owner from paying doctors’ bills? The owner’s ability to wear open-toed shoes? Frankly, I don’t think there’s much in it for you. Don’t do it.
Today in 2008: Best Halloween Misery-Causing Costume
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