There is no reason to keep a cell phone picture unless it has undeniable laughability. Behold! Some of the classics from my personal vault:

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? …THEN YOU’D BETTER LET HIM OUT!

Warm sentiments from the hired, professional landscaper at the mall.

Fistfuls of nuts…

Speaking of nuts, this is a golden bag of money. Found it on a church, no less.

Our local vet has great promotional ideas! 

And I leave you with…

…butthole tomato.

Goodnight, everyone!