Sep
14
14
Telemarketer That YOU Call
- Derrick: Thanks for calling about your FREE book, Natural Cures They Don't Want You To Know About. This is Derrick; may I have your first name, please?
- Me: Hey, Derrick. It's Alexi.
- Derrick: Okay. Hi, Alexi. Are you ready to order your free book?
- Me: Well, I have some questions.
- Derrick: Okay. What can I help you with?
- Me: Have you read the book?
- Derrick: Um...no. I...just started working here.
- Me: You haven't read this book, Derrick?
- Derrick: No.
- Me: Did they give you a copy?
- Derrick: Yes, they did. I just...haven't read it yet.
- Me: Did you get it for free?
- Derrick: ...yes.
- Me: I'm glad you were able to partake in your special offer.
- Derrick: ...thanks. Um, so, where are you calling from?
- Me: Daphne, Alabama. Daphne like the goddess.
- Derrick: Actually, I think she was a demi-god. Hope that doesn't burst your bubble.
- Me: Well, specifically she's a nymph, Derrick. But I'm impressed.
- Derrick: So where can I send that book?
- Me: I don't think I can order a book from an employee that hasn't read it.
- Derrick: It's completely free, though, and is full of useful tips that pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know.
- Me: Is there shipping and handling?
- Derrick: ...yes.
- Me: Sorry, Derrick. I wanted the FREE book I was promised. Have a nice night.
- Derrick: But...if you order now...
- Me: Goodnight.
-
lalalahana liked this
-
nogreatillusion liked this
-
alexieileen posted this
