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Today was the first installment of Christmas in September. Due to the inability to pay off a debt owed to me, I procured a few items in lieu of cash. So, today I got a Nintendo Wii with all the goodies and games, a guitar I bought for said debtor, and a table we made out of an old wine box. 
Needless to say, I was pretty excited to receive gifts for what I pretend is essentially no reason. The best part is that Round Two is coming soon! I have my eye on my old, green record table and my [stained by red popsicle] couch cover! Wee!
The graveyard that is my storage unit is pretty excited about these new additions, too.
Miss you, couch, chairs, washer, dryer, microwave, dishes, books, antiques, and the rest of you guys. I promise to get a nice place for you to live soon. <3