Long story short, sometimes I fall into the classic Internet Political Argument. I know, I KNOW. Anyway, it happens, and it’s usually on my republican dad’s Facebook wall. It’s also usually me standing up for pro-choice rights or equality of all people in the US. Tonight was no different, and my favorite opponent (my dad’s pal) was — of course — ready to get some low blows in. And as usual, he was talking directly out of his butt. Let this idiotic rant of ours serve as an example of why you shouldn’t get caught debating (and getting carried away with it) with someone who is double your age, but also doubly argumentative.

Let me set the stage by saying that I mentioned that marriage wasn’t exclusively Christian because it existed in pagan cultures…AND GO!





Listen, kids. Internet fights never end well. They’re always stupid, even if you’re the obvious victor. Don’t do it! But if you’re going to, always argue with facts; it makes people look more ridiculous when they disagree. Also, always leave first! And try to acknowledge that the other person will try to have the last word. It’s hilarious.

Petty shit 4ever!