My work life includes that I watch the two hour premiere of season three of CMT’s Sweet Home Alabama. Okay, it’s not mandatory, but I do like to see my wardrobe work (i.e., wrinkle-free flannel and jeans) in action…AND I relish in seeing my name in the credits.

Seeing as this was the first episode of the season, I was all prepped with a camera to record the credits because I enjoy having proof of that sort of thing for when my future kids say I’m soooo booooring. And CMT ran the credits for Sweet Home Alabama, the rom-com starring Reese Witherspoon instead of Sweet Home Alabama, the redneck reality dating series. Bummer-ass waste of time.