Just ordered a bright green dress and some ridiculous, leopard shoes for our engagement photos. I wouldn’t want to have my future kids miss out on the time-honored tradition of not understanding what their mom wore “back in the day.” 

And I know they’ll later yell at me for not keeping the stuff they mocked.

Yeah, Mom. I’m looking at you and your lace-up wedges, original Candies wooden heels, disco dresses, and ultra-high-waisted bellbottoms. But you could have donated that floppy wedding hat… WTF.