Aug
2
2
Weirdest Family Conversation Ever
- Mom: I need to take the puppies to PetSmart to get a Dong toy.
- Alexi: MOM! It's Kong, not dong.
- Mom: Whatever!
- Alexi: No, not whatever. Dong is another term for a dick.
- Mom: What? Nobody knows that!
- Alexi: Everybody knows that! Even your husband; he knows all kinds of things...even about weed.
- Mom: That's a gong! Even I know that!
- Alexi: No, Mom. It's a bong.
- Mom: Matt, do you know what a dong is?
- Matt: Like a ding dong?
- Mom: No, it's something nasty.
- Alexi: It's another word for a wiener.
- Matt: I thought that was "schlong."
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I would repost the conversation...caused my mom to sneak onto my computer to leave the...
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