I love yoga. Here are today’s reasons why:

- The man next to me was trying to do his breathing exercises with a sinus infection.

- Said man also made sexually-suggestive sounds AND rubbed his butt during one pose.

- Two farts from the left side of the room.

- The nonstop Dave Matthews Band music, which I loathe and is totally not yoga-appropriate.

- Going to yoga straight from my mom’s house…which caused me to have to wear her clothes…which caused me to look totally weird and feel uncomfortable.

I live for days like this.