Q: Who is so sassy during her 10th, yes, 10th month of pregnancy in 1986?


Q: Who allows her earlobes to be rubbed?


A: My MOM!

Facts:
1. Yes, I was one entire month late with my birth. My mom should have known that I would have been voted “Least Punctual” in high school.

2. I rub earlobes like a madman. My mom is the only person who never complained.

3. My mom goes to Zumba class multiple times per week. She then asks me to download songs I’ve never even heard before so that she can dance in the house while singing, “Apple Bottom jeans! Boots with the fur!” and “Fuego! Fuego! The roof is on fire!”

4. When I was a kid, my mom let me wear dress-up clothes everywhere. My brother apparently hated going to church with me while I had on Ruby Red Slippers and a ballerina tutu. She also let me do my own makeup and go out in public. You can only imagine…

5. My mom sends me about twenty postcards per year for my collection.

6. My mom’s aliases include: Cyn A. Min, Devil Woman, Mim, Muth, and Crazy Lady.

Love you, Mom!

xoxo,
Lex