Singing the praises of my beloved friend who moved to Charleston.

 

 

 

 

 

Ashley Dee is the fairest queen
of Pretty, Pretty Princess I’ve ever seen.

I miss your street usage of the word “bebop”
and that dance you do with a bounce-hop.

Darth Vader birthdays and Mexican hookers
and getting free McDonald’s ‘cause we’re such lookers.

I feel so relieved that you have Poopachu
to use his amazing powers to protect you.

Tiny tiaras and flea market mugs
could never replace your comforting hugs.

Wal-Mart barbeque runs and DooDoo Brown
are fond memories of when you were around.

The Jewawitz Guild would definitely ban
anyone who tried to replace our dear Fran. 

You know nothing else will ever mean as much
to me as my Ashley who is straight-up Dutch.