All names & addresses changed to protect the innocent. I love my job and our clients! Also, I can write like this to my boss…because she’s my MOM.


Saturday, April 25, 2009:

Do you and [office manager] shop for toilet paper together? You both buy the cheapest crap ever. My nose is so sore…and covered in toilet paper dust. Yeah, toilet paper dust. WTF.

- Paid phone bill.

- Filed emails.

- Saved the search for Rosemary(’s Baby)’s listing under your name. You’ll be updated on that crazy woman’s activity.

- Emailed Tanya Limons (not Limmons — LEARN NAMES!) about Fairhope Avenue and Main Street. See Inbox for more info.

- Called Terry McMillan. Of course, I asked for “Bister BicBillan” due to congestion. He is so vague. He would only say that they’re down to three houses, and by tomorrow they will choose one. WHICH ONES, TERRY?!! WHICH?!

- Emailed Delia on your behalf. Told her you could meet tomorrow after church.

- Chris got an OFFER on his listing!! Looks pretty good. Scanned and emailed it over to him. Left him a voicemail to check his email. We’ll see how it goes…

- Sarah Ann Donnelly made an appointment to show our Spanish Fort. They were, like, in the house when they made the appointment. Hope to hear good things!

- Called Hobby Lobby about stepping stone kits. They have dozens. They thought I was weird to ask. As if stepping stone kits aren’t in high demand! Certainly, they are all the rage!!!!!!!!

- Brent Hammock called from Hilton Head, SC about our Rock Creek house. I told him about the amenities and how great of a deal it was. We chatted for a while, actually. They are driving in to see it! I told them our lovely broker herself (that’s you!) would show them around. He sounded excited. He’ll call us when he’s coming into town. I got his contact info on file.

- Took out trash and vacuumed so we don’t appear slovenly.

- I think I’ll run some flyers to Jibblet Loop and Dovey Bun Place. I hardly ever drive in that area, so I might as well restock while I’m thinking about it.

your loving assistant,
alexi eileen