December 2011
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Fun Fact du jour
R just found out that he hit his very first homerun in 1998 — on the same date as we set for our wedding. If that’s not a metaphor, I don’t know what is.
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Lengthy 2011 Photo Recap: It's What the Cool Kids...
In 2011, I… …became a Penn State fan through thick and thin. …drank butterbeer in Hogsmeade. …had the cutest house on the block. …had a great time during drum lessons. …left the country without REALLY leaving the country. …became a personal sports photographer. …fostered a pit bull and found him a great home. …got my first gigs in the...
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Disney World
My *~fiAnCé~* and I went to Disney World (prior to his becoming my *~fiAnCé~*) the week before Christmas as a gift to each other. Here are a few pictures from our adventures: The Tree of Life at Animal Kingdom: My winning the world’s largest Emmy at Hollywood Studios (I dare you to find a bigger fannypack): When picking a wedding date, May 4th became an option. Fiancee didn’t...
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Merry Christmas...TO ME.
So, what’s up, y’all? Oh nothing much here either…just GETTIN’ ENGAGED. Oh, wait - here’s one with a sweet flare: In all seriousness, this is great because I didn’t waste my first marriage on some butthole that treats me like crap. I’m doing it right by marrying a GREAT guy whom I really love! (I’ll marry for money the second time around). For...
Anonymous asked: ugh you're so cute
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My Skills Do Not Qualify as Such
Me: Want to see me write backwards? I’m really good at it. Boyfriend: Okay. Me: *writes backwards like a goddamn champion* Boyfriend: Wow! People don’t write backwards that quickly. Do you have some type of autism?
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When I’m driving on Highway 13, there is a light that gives me two good options to get home. I make the route decision based on the car in front of me. If they turn right, I go straight; if they go straight, I turn right. But if they turn left…well, shit. The world is my oyster.
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Yesterday, I found something so incredibly difficult to find. Something that was less likely to witness than a virgin birth. Something so rare, that it had to be documented in writing for the world to see: TWO Nickelback fans.
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The Man's on Fire, Folks
Me: *being super confident and dancing while I brushed my teeth, all while thinking I was having a good hair day as I was looking in the mirror (which only shows my shoulders and up)* Boyfriend: If we had a longer mirror in the bathroom, do you think you’d be skinnier? ___________________________________ Me: *trying to tell a joke I heard in sixth grade* What do you call a man with no legs...
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Christmas? I'll just leave this link to my Amazon... →
Click that link, yo!
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Thanksgiving Tour 2011
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania: Canfield, Ohio: Hershey, Pennsylvania: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Wilmington, Delaware: Kennett Square, Pennsylvania: