May
23
Um, where was this movie three weeks ago, Netflix?! SQUANDERED MARRIAGE OPPORTUNITIES.

Um, where was this movie three weeks ago, Netflix?!

SQUANDERED MARRIAGE OPPORTUNITIES.

May
12
Il Bocca della Viruta. It’s better than Santa Claus at knowing if you’re naughty.

Il Bocca della Viruta. It’s better than Santa Claus at knowing if you’re naughty.

May
8
No big deal…just honeymoon stuff.

No big deal…just honeymoon stuff.

May
6
It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.

May
5

According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.

Found it, bro.

(Source: eternalseptember, via renduck8504)

May
5
Sealed the deal.

Sealed the deal.

May
4
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May
1
Dog sketch by ghostpatrol

Dog sketch by ghostpatrol

(via cooldogs)

Apr
29

Important art by Mike Geno.

(via worstfuckingideas)

Apr
29
Homemade oat and peanut butter dog treats? Somebody feels guilty about leaving their dog during a two week honeymoon. 

It’s me. I feel guilty.

Homemade oat and peanut butter dog treats? Somebody feels guilty about leaving their dog during a two week honeymoon.

It’s me. I feel guilty.

Apr
26
I’m pretty sure this is how I keep my mom and R in line. Nobody wants their shit behavior posted on my blog.

I’m pretty sure this is how I keep my mom and R in line. Nobody wants their shit behavior posted on my blog.

(Source: twistedcaricatureofintimacy, via se-cret--thoughts)

Apr
25
LIVE: Káva is currently being a cuddle nug, and I’m excited about it.

LIVE: Káva is currently being a cuddle nug, and I’m excited about it.

Apr
24
Can’t think of a clever thing to say here to disguise my true joy of 80s Day at Pure Barre. We all know I just wanted to share the photo.

Can’t think of a clever thing to say here to disguise my true joy of 80s Day at Pure Barre. We all know I just wanted to share the photo.

Apr
24
Never forget that Doug Funnie ate bananas dipped in canned pizza sauce in one episode, inspiring me to also do this for, like, a solid year of my life.SIDE NOTE: That episode aired on November 17, 1991. I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN DOUG DEBUTED? I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN I DUNKED BANANAS INTO PIZZA SAUCE? Well, I guess that seems about right, but whoooa.

Never forget that Doug Funnie ate bananas dipped in canned pizza sauce in one episode, inspiring me to also do this for, like, a solid year of my life.

SIDE NOTE: That episode aired on November 17, 1991. I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN DOUG DEBUTED? I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN I DUNKED BANANAS INTO PIZZA SAUCE? Well, I guess that seems about right, but whoooa.