Um, where was this movie three weeks ago, Netflix?!
SQUANDERED MARRIAGE OPPORTUNITIES.
Il Bocca della Viruta. It’s better than Santa Claus at knowing if you’re naughty.
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According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
Found it, bro.
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Homemade oat and peanut butter dog treats? Somebody feels guilty about leaving their dog during a two week honeymoon.
It’s me. I feel guilty.
I’m pretty sure this is how I keep my mom and R in line. Nobody wants their shit behavior posted on my blog.
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LIVE: Káva is currently being a cuddle nug, and I’m excited about it.
Can’t think of a clever thing to say here to disguise my true joy of 80s Day at Pure Barre. We all know I just wanted to share the photo.
Never forget that Doug Funnie ate bananas dipped in canned pizza sauce in one episode, inspiring me to also do this for, like, a solid year of my life.
SIDE NOTE: That episode aired on November 17, 1991. I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN DOUG DEBUTED? I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WHEN I DUNKED BANANAS INTO PIZZA SAUCE? Well, I guess that seems about right, but whoooa.
